Hold my fucking hand, loser. We’re using the buddy system for the rest of our lives.
― How I’m going to propose   (via eduhwud)

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Aug 28 8:14 with 155,654 notes

420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

Aug 28 8:13 with 74,613 notes

hotboyproblems:

i want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant 

Aug 28 8:06 with 6,696 notes

lilith-not-eve:

Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our underwear. It means I know that I want to kiss those lips every morning, and every night before bed. If you see marriage as the end of your ‘freedom’, you’re doing it wrong.

Aug 28 8:05 with 152,598 notes

4rianagrande:

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

Aug 28 8:04 with 126,821 notes

Why does no one ever talk about Andromeda Tonks I mean she was a pure-blood Slytherin in the Black family and she still chose to marry a muggle born despite being disowned and then she raised one of the most badass witches in all of existence and joined the Order of the Phoenix and when her husband, daughter and son-in-law all died in the war, she stepped up and helped raise Teddy seriously that woman was a fucking hero.

Aug 28 8:04 with 65,784 notes
I can’t believe I am saying this, but it would awfully nice to have someone to listen to certain music together late at night and just star gaze from the home.
― (via psych-facts)

Aug 28 8:02 with 1,721 notes

reminysce:

I want to grow up and live in a small apartment in new york and have a husky and be with you.

Aug 28 7:55 with 203,483 notes

majortwink:

in 4th grade we were making clay pots in art and our teacher kept saying “make them thinner! those are too thick they won’t work” so we made them thinner and when she put then in the kiln they all exploded and she told us it was our fault because we made them too thin and if that doesn’t describe the school system i don’t know what does

Aug 28 7:49 with 203,866 notes

autotrophe:

I don’t care that you like all the things that I hate about myself if you don’t like the few things I do.

Aug 24 23:30 with 10,814 notes
We found out a long time ago that we weren’t meant to fall in love with each other. But a part of me still fell in hope with him.
― David Levithan (via wordsthat-speak)

Aug 24 23:28 with 3,654 notes
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